Friday, January 4, 2013

Because I'm the Dad, that's why.

This morning's conversation.

Evie: Wait, hood. (puts her hood up on her sweatshirt because she apparently likes the look of it)

Me: You're silly.

Evie: Yeah, I know.

Me: What do you want for lunch?

Evie: Uhm, chicken.

Me: What kind of chicken?

Evie: Uhm... (long pause) chicken chicken.

Me: Well, that's not very specific.

Evie: Chicken. Uhm... fries! And a toy!!!

Me: So you want a Happy Meal?

Evie: YES!!!

Me: I thought we'd eat Taco Bell or Chinese.

Evie: No Bell. No Cheese.

Me: So... we're gonna eat Taco Bell or Chinese, okay? And not McDonald's.

Evie: (in sad, melodramatic voice) Okay Daddy.