Monday, January 25, 2016

Considering some new endeavors

It's easier for me to sit and talk about stuff than it is for me to make time to type everything out. That's just the way I function. Editing a video on YouTube is just easier for me than sitting down and making sure everything I've just blogged is grammatically correct.  I have a YouTube channel (two, actually) that I'd been working on and abruptly stopped working on once kid #2 came around.  It's just sitting there with nothing going on.  So, I'm trying to decide which direction I want to take it.

I've thought about doing it like some sort of podcast.  That would be fun, but do you want to sit and just watch me talk for 30 minutes about stuff? I don't. So then I thought, instead of watching me, maybe I should just do a podcast?  Once a week, sit down and ramble for a while about stuff that's interesting to me.

I don't know. The jury is out on that one but it's something I'm considering because, what the internet needs is more podcasts and blogs and people blathering on about stuff, right?

Why not mine?

Oh, and if you wanted to check out my YouTube channel, search for SpreadTheWordNerd.

Ah, Time to Rant a Little

I admire single parents. I do. I know it's cliche to say they're "so brave," but I cooked dinner tonight for the whole family while my wife worked late, and let me tell you, people are either already crazy, going crazy, or some of the strongest willed people on God's green earth.

Seriously, respect.

Here's a breakdown*.

5:30 pm: I get home with Evie and decide to make dinner.

5:32 pm: I text my wife and tell her, "Hey, don't stress about food tonight, I'm going to cook since you're working late." Wife is happy.

5:45 pm: I make the final decision on what I'm going to make; Chicken breast sandwiches with a side of shells and cheese.  Sure, simple enough, but wait.

6 pm: I have beat the crap out of the chicken breasts to tenderize them. I'm a man, I have a blunt object and I just hammered some dead birds' chest meat for five minutes straight.  Punk had it coming to him.

6:15 pm: Chicken is cooking, water is boiling.

6:30 pm: Wife gets home, looks at chicken breasts that have are done. Tells me they aren't done. I cook them again.

6:35 pm: Shells & Cheese are done and thickening up nice. Chicken is done again (almost). Buns are being toasted.

6:45 pm: We sit down to eat.

7:15 pm: Dog poops in floor. I clean it up. Wife is changing a poopy diaper.

7:30 pm: I put the dishes in the sink and declare I'm going to write my blog.

7:55 pm: Still writing blog. Evie just mysteriously said "Ow" after what sounds like she was running around the living room. Wife is probably nursing the baby.

If I were one person doing all this, I think I'd go crazy. That's just one meal. So yeah, props to moms and dads who do this act solo and never once think of selling off their kids to pay their student loans off or something like that.  Not that I've though that, I'm just saying... I've heard parents think that sometimes.


*Time are not accurate, I'm estimating. Sort of.